Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Face in the River: by 'Boss'

Prologue

I have done too many things to break the rules in my fairy patch that they had to get rid of me. Apparently every fairy patch has a fairy that gets kicked out like that other fairy Jeszamella from another fairy patch in a whole different country. Before I got deserted the whole patch was talking about her, I personally thought all the gossiping was stupid because they wouldn’t say half of the stuff they said about her to her. I heard remarks on how she destroyed her patch and rumors on how she threatened to kill everyone. I have never met her but, there is something about her that I believed she wouldn’t do.

1

My name is Magadora but the whole fairy clan calls me Mag. Well, actually the individuals that still live in whole fairy clan that are allowed to talk to me call me Mag. I have been what they called deserted. This is when a fairy has been doing various things out of their fairy type. I am a fairy that cannot be categorized.

Fairies are imagined to be proper and nice, but I which is unfortunate to most fairies have a mouth. This means that I speak my mind and restrain to be held down by how I was expected to be something, when I wanted to be something else. I believe that I was born like this but, everyone thinks that I ate something strange and ended up like this; those idiots obviously don’t know me. I mean I am pretty sure I know what I am able to eat. Sometimes I feel like slapping them but they are the fairy elders. When a fairy turns 20 flets old, they automatically become what we call fairy elders. They are supposed to be wise. I think that is all stupid too. I believe that you gain wisdom by your actions and how much you know, not when you turn 20 flets old.

If you are considered wise at 20 flets old, then am I considered stupid? I asked my mother that and she said no, I’m just not considered wise yet. I hated my mother for that and to this day I still hate her she’s such a stupid woman! Gosh how I wish I was born into another family. My mom was always in a bad mood. She was always yelling at me to clean up after my older brothers like they had no arms or legs. Every time I protested she would yell at me and told me one day I will be deserted because of the ways I think and carry myself. Like I said she’s a stupid woman!

Compared to my mother my father was terrific, no he was just lucky he had a chance to get away from that psycho I call mother. I haven’t seen my father since I was 2 flets old. Now, I am 14 flets old and haven’t spoken to him since. I wonder if he’s happy well, he isn’t allowed to remarry because of the fairy rule. You have one lifetime and one chance for all the major things in life, one is getting married. The poor man is going to die single, well I don’t care for him anyway because he wants no part of me so the feeling is mutual.

As I look back my family is a big bucket of D-R-A-M-A and that makes me happy to be deserted. I think if they didn’t’ desert my improbably would have done it myself. It’s also a good thing that no one in my family gets to talk to me anymore. It feels so good. When the other fairies Jusienna, who is my closest fairy friend and Tammerabelle with her twin Tammeramella who, are my twin friends come and see me I feel so happy that I don’t have a family to talk to.

The patch elders think I am bitter hearted because I feel this way. My three friends respect the way I feel and actually acknowledge it. I have been talked about so much that my name Magadora, has been added to the book of all who has been shunned which consists of two names; Magadora and the other girl Jeszamella, I don’t know how all her business moved over here and I could care less but, I feel as if I want to meet this girl soon.

I think there is something about her that reminds me of myself, maybe it’s all the things that she’s done. I actually think about her a lot, actually I think about her all the time. I feel like I’ve met her before. I usually think of her when I sit near the small river that I live near in my deserted zone. I love my zone it’s peaceful and quiet with the sounds of the river and the natural things around me. I think it was a good thing for appointing me as a natural fairy. Well, obviously I lost that title because of what I did.

It saddens me a little but, hey I got over it. It’s not like anyone wants me back anyway.

Poems: by 'Boss'

'Boss'

Black Rose

The vampire at a window looking out at the night

He sees one, only one star and it’s the dimmest one of any stars he’s seen

The star reminds him of his after-life

A dim road of living off of almost nothing

He looks out the window crushed by the comparison

The night is when he’s calm and the night is when he’s most passionate

He went to bed

In the morning he arose and went outside in the rain

He looked down and he saw all these roses

But, he picked the black one

It matched his purpose

It matched his life

It matched his happiness

He pressed his finger on the rose and only let one drop of blood fall

This is the blood of a monster

This is the color of death

This is the spirit of a murderer

The rose still sits there with the one drop of blood

Happiness?

Who says a smile on my face means I’m happy

Who says ouch means you’re in pain

Who says you’re mad with a frown on your face

Does the structure of my face really determine my mood?

What is happiness?

What are emotions?

Should a smile really determine if I’m happy or not?

Or should a frown show depression and rage?

How the mind works the face works

So there’s no definition for true anger, true happiness, or true pain

Or is there?

Cleopatra

A county so well now in vain,

Due to the actions of a princess so vain,

In history lies her fame, Cleopatra is thus her name

For what you see

I am the presence of an angel,

I have the voice of a demon,

For what you see of me I am not

My spirits’ been killed and left to rot

For what you see of me I am not

I am a generous being of great honor,

for what I tell you confuses you, but why for what I am you

My life

My life has a series of events... when I want it to

My life is great… when I say it is

My life is over… when I end it

Invisible Seat Belt

Rules and laws hold me down

The thoughts and opinions of others strap me in

Glances and stares lock the door

Yelling and screaming start the ride

Flash!

Smile for the camera,

Pose for the photographer,

Model for the magazine,

Hide from the press,

Complain to the mother,

Argue with the father,

Fight with the sister,

Scowl with the brother,

Cry to the self

Green Dragon’s Fire

Green Dragon’s Fire

Chapter 1: Rescue Mission

Sadoko listed as the `whoosh’ from the cars faded away, then came back again, then faded. As each car passed, her jet-black hair flapped wildly in the breeze. Her green eyes watched as the street lights turned on, casting their yellow, eerie glow on her tan skin. Beneath it all, a low pitched drone everywhere you went. Climbing down from the school window, Sadoko went and sought shelter near the outskirts of this city. Nobody would take her in. to everybody else, she was the typical hobo. Shunned by society. The city. Plenty of noise, as well as light. Never sleeping. She needed to crash elsewhere. Mingling in with the crowd, she headed north-west. This crowd consisted of mostly teens walking home from school. Upon seeing the teenagers, Sadoko recalled her time on the school window. Everything the teacher taught, she already knew. She hoped to learn something interesting, but no avail. Wondering why she already knew so much, Sadoko soon ran into a wall of sleek metal. “oooof”, Sadoko exclaimed as the air rushed out of her, “stupid building.” Looking up, she saw an air duct. Now that would be a nice place to stay. Using the adjacent building, she jumped of the wall, and punched open the air duct before landing in it. Looking around, she sought out the perfect place to sleep. Crawling around the vent, she found it. It was high above the ground, which meant that nobody would get her that easily if they spotted her, and it had a grate on the bottom so her spot would be aerated. Getting in the most comfortable position that was possible in a dusty air vent, sleep came to her in a giant, black wave that swallowed her whole.

“Tsk tsk tsk. After all this research, our chimera turns out as a failure.” “Dammit. The boss will be angry too. He funded so much on this project.” Awakened by all the commotion, Sadoko peered though her grate. Looking down, she saw three humans, all wearing lab coats, but what she really focused on was the bloody form on the middle of the table that the humans were surrounded around. It was weak, quickly losing blood. Its nose twitched. Does it smell me? Too weak to raise its head, it rolled its green eyes toward my direction. My sharp ears detected its sad, weak whimper. Then, something strange happened. “Please”, it said, “take me away from here. . .” It spoke. I shook my head. Was it a talking chimera? Or was I able to understand it? As these questions whirled around my head, I looked back at the chimera. Suddenly, a vision of a misfit like me appeared. Shunned by the people around it, and shunned by society. Disliked, and considered useless. With a mask, covering who it really was. The mask is all that the people see. The mask covers up the beauty inside. A sloshing sound awoke me, and snapped me out of my vision. Looking down through the grate, I saw one of the humans holding a syringe filled with poison. “It’ll die soon anyway. Might as well end its misery now because it won’t be of any use to us, being so weak.” I was enraged. Forced into a life it didn’t even want. Two animals, both minding their own business, then several surgeries later, they’re stuck together. Mixed into one being. Now, it gets an unexpected death. Then, taking a second look at the syringe, I remembered. I remembered a face, pale white, like the person had never been outside, like a living corpse. A face, topped with sleek, black hair, an evil grin, spreading from ear to ear at its captured prize. I remembered no more. All I was thinking was how these people were just like that living corpse. Cruelty. It boiled by blood, and everything went red. Then, I blacked out.

Chapter 2: Dream? or Memory?

When I snapped out, I was sprawled on the ground. I felt something poking my shoulder. Looking over at it, I saw something that chilled me to the bone. The syringe. It was sticking out right there, on my right shoulder. All the poison was already discharged. But what scared me the most was that the poison from the syringe wasn’t taking affect. I pulled it out with ease, realizing that it didn’t even penetrate, and I examined my shoulder. Then, I froze. My whole right arm, from shoulder to finger tip, was covered in green, shiny scales. The scales had protected the syringe from entering my arm, while the syringe had been wedged between two scales. As I got up, the scales disappeared, melding back into my skin, like they’ve never even been there in the first place. Looking around I found that all three humans were gone. All that was left were piles of ashes, but no smell of smoke in the air. Looking up, I found that the grate I was looking though was totally busted. Then, there was the chimera that cried for help. The bloody lump was barely breathing. Scoping it up in my arms, I stroked its blood matted fur, and just as I did, the wounds glowed only for a short enough moment for it to look like I imagined it, and just like that, the chimera was no longer hurt. Now I was able to get a good look at the animal. It resembled a mix of a gray fox, and a tiger. Just like there are clouded leopards, this one looked like how a clouded tiger would look. It had the body of a tiger, with the pelt of a gray foxes, and the strips of the tiger included in the pelt. It also had green eyes, which were my favorite color, and a bushy, gray tail. This chimera looked like it was only a child. It climbed up my arm and nestled upon my shoulder, curled up like a sleeping cat. Now that the chimera was healed, I decided to explore the building a bit, my instincts constantly urging me that my job here wasn’t done. I jumped back up, through the busted grate and into the air duct, careful to balance the creature on my shoulder. Instead of crawling toward the exit, I continued crawling away from the exit, the tunnels gradually getting darker and darker. The vent went on and on without reaching any rooms, and eventually the vent went pitch black, but I still kept on crawling. It seemed that no other rooms connected to the vent, and I wondered why the vent would extend so far, if it didn’t come to any rooms. Soon enough, after almost an hour of crawling, a faint light was seen ahead. Exhausted, I slumped down in the vent; the chimera curled up in my arms. The last thing in my sights was the faint pin-prick of light, which promised me adventure in the morning.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Destruction and Survival

Chapter 1: As the doors close, souls are soon to be lost

“Get in people, hurry on in! We have 3 hours left to escape you know, and like a billion more people to send to the space station!” As my parents ushered me along, I noticed that there was a change going on in the world. The whole world was slowly turning red. The heat was un-bearable because of the sun’s over-powering flames. The whole world in panic, and pain. Why is the world in panic and pain? I’ll tell you. It’s because the sun was due to explode. Today. “Two hours left people! Hurry! Board the space ship like there is no tomorrow!” The guide snickered to himself,” anyways, there probably won’t be a tomorrow for some of you if you don’t hurry on that ship!” As my family and I boarded the 10th to last space ship, the door started to close. As the doors closed, I saw the guide leading the last 10,000 people to the 9th to last space ship. As the doors close, I said my last words to planet Earth.

^-*-^

Once the space ship was launched and out of Earths gravitational pull, the whole ship fell silent. Silent except for a radio transmitting messages from the president, who was back on planet Earth. The whole entire ride was like that. Until the ship reached the 10 minute mark away from the space station, the radio received an important message back from Earth. “I am extremely sorry,” said president Obama , ”To those 6,000 people who will not make it to the space station. As you know, I am still on Earth too. That means that I too, will be dead. The scientists who predicted when the sun will explode have made a miss-calculation. They now predict that the sun is going to explode righ-KABLOOOSSSSSssssssshhhhhhhhiiiiiiiissssss-*.” On the ship, everyone mourned for the loss of the president, and the other 6,000 people who died. Stupid scientists and their miss-calculations. Because of them, our president was dead. Through all the sobbing of the people of the ship, I strained to hear at least some static coming from the radio. The radio was silent, picking up nothing through this cold black void called space.

Chapter 2: From the black pit come the creatures from our nightmares

Once the sun exploded, there was a hole created. As it grew, bigger and bigger, it became clear that it was a black hole. But, this black hole didn’t suck things up, it did the opposite. It was spitting out creatures from the humans nightmare dimension. The black hole was spitting out werewolves, vampires, etc. In other words, the black pit was spitting out the monsters of our nightmares, and in the process, the black hole had destroyed their home world, and the monsters sought the treasure told in the old and almost forgotten prophecy. The treasure that can bring worlds back together again.


^-*-^

15 minutes before the black hole appeared in the nightmare dimension:

She was a loner. Half angel, and half demon. living in the nightmare dimension. But her In her free time, she liked to think about the past. She remembered the time she accidentally killed her half-brother. All her other relatives were killed off by something named Satan. Satan came from an alien race. Her mind flashed back to the time when Satan attacked her house. Darket was in a middle of a hide-and-seek game with her dad, with her beloved skull cross safely ticked away in her front poket. She was hiding of course, hiding from her dad. She had picked her favorite hiding place, the space under the floor boards. Darket remembered how the floor-boards would creak and groan as she lifted them up and crawled into her hiding place. Then, she heard this sudden crash of glass, then footsteps somewhere near the living room window. Darket remembered how she thought that her mom or dad just dropped something, untill she heard the shrill, high-pitched, blood-curdleing, spine chilling scream of her mother. She remembered, how she peeked out from under the floor-boards, and saw a blood-red skinned monster with horns and a thin tail with an isosiles on the end. The thing had Darket's mother by her throut. Darket's dad came rishing down the stairs with a knife yelling,"I demand you to tell me your name, and let her go!" The red-skinned alien answered,"To you, I come from and alien race, and my name is Satan.", with that, Satan let go of her mother- Darket suddenly stopped daydreaming. She felt the whole world shake beneath her. Derbies flying everywhere. Her body felling like it was being stretched. It was if the whole world seemed to be, wait a second, rising? Everyone, vampires, werewolves, yetis, ogres, etc. went out side to see what was going on. Once we were all out side, we suddenly felt a strange the sensation of being sucked upward. Looking in the direction of the pull, all the creatures from the nightmare dimension saw the pitch black, swirling, seemingly never ending void. The black hole was ripping apart their planet, their home world, the place that they have lived on for so long. As the deadly black hole totally demolished the home world of the nightmare dimension, it was waiting there, ready to take them off to somewhere far away in space.

^-*-^

The ride through the black hole was rough. Like a wild roller coaster flew off the track and has started to tumble down a very steep hill. No one knew that there were other actual other ends to a black hole, and that you got spit out one end. This info would be such a breakthrough for those scientists. The black hole spit us out on to a strange place, filled with huge rocks and boulders that seemed to be floating! As Darket looked around, she saw that everything floated here! There was no ground like on their home world, just a pitch black void that seemed to have no air in it. Numerous monsters had already started clinging to some of the floating boulders, and some younger ones were trying to find the rest of their family. Darket Slayer had started looking for her best-friend. The only one who was someone like her. A loner who was separated from their relaive at a young age. Darket found her best friend, Ensola Yuki Nemira, sitting alone on a bench-sized floating boulder. As Darket got closer, she began to see Ensola's features. Ensola was also a human, but her history of killing, destroying, and mass destruction of cities was enough to make her fit in the nightmare dimension. Ensola had brown hair with skin a shade darker then Darket's. Ensola had blue, calculating eyes. Ensola was a master-mind at her trade which was killing, destroying, and mass destruction of cities. Darket looked in the direction in which Ensola was looking, and found the remains of the weak.


Chapter 3: A code word in the number of the home of the future hero

As the ship landed on the docking station on the space station, Midori Fujikage got off the ship along with her parents. Her dad, Mr.Fujikage, was holding a ticket sized piece of paper. “The paper says that our place to stay is on building 37, floor 24, room 66.” Said Mr. Fujikage. ”I wonder if there would be a directory around here.” “Oh look,” Exclaimed Mrs. Fujikage, “There’s one over there!” As Midori’s parents were busy looking at the directory map, Midori observed her reflection on the glass surface of the directory. She still had her black hair, which was good because none of it was toasted or burnt from the sun’s intense heat. Midori was also thankful that her coal black eyes were intact, and that no part of her tan skin was sun burned. Soon after her parents had found where building 37 was on the directory, they were in their own apartment room. Having a small amount of belongings, Midori had no trouble un-packing. Luckily, there was a TV in the tiny, cramped ‘living room’. Unluckily, the only channels it had was the news channel. “Hello there kiddo, I need to know the update on who is going to be elected for the new president, since the old president died.” Mr. Firest explained. Watching the TV, Midori watched with little interest as the congress decided who should be the new president.


4 hours (of watching the congress argue) later:

"Whoohoo! Yes! I knew it would be Pedro Gharatta! Now I can see a bright future ahead of this space station!", my Mr.Fujikage exclaimed. 'awww', Midori thought, 'I wanted it to be that woman, Deidrea! I mean like girls rule and boys drool right?!.' The new presedent made a speech about how he would appoint mayors as soon as he can and how he would build an army to investigate those mysterious unidentified objects near our asteroid belt and yadda yadda yadda... Wait. Unidentified objects? Near our asteroid belt? The asteroid belt is 9,274,775,866 miles away from the space station! What is so special that needs to be investigated on that ring of floating boulders? Whatever it was, it wasn't important now. The only thing that was really important was the fact that i needed to sleep after watching the TV like that. Soon, I felt my eye lids closing, slowly at first, but suddenly a wave of exhaustion hit me, and I fell into the depths of my dreams.


^-*-^


Way, way in the future where humans have evolved into "Aliens" (you know, those green skinned people with those balloon shape heads) :

"Are you ready to activate the temporal-spacial transporter Dr.Dialkia?" "Yes we are president, we are ready to send Satan's army to the time and place when those monsters destroyed our space station ", Dr. Dialkia replied,"We will win this battle for revenge I assure you Mr. president." As Dr.Dialkia said those words he pressed the button that activated the button that would start the temporal-spacial transporter.


Chapter 4: In her enlightened state, come the protector of our dreams

Inside Midori's dream:

I was laying on my back, with my eyes closed. With my ears, I heard whisperings. My eyes fluttered open, suddenly alert of something standing near-by. As I sat up and looked around, I was in the middle of a forest, and saw no other living creature except for the trees and the bushes. I looked back down at the spot where my legs lay. A fresh bed of green and red leaves lay there, as if somebody purposely put them there to serve as a bed for me. When I looked back up, I was surprised, though my face didn't show it, to see an aged, gold-colored dragon a yard away from me. I didn't know how it got here so quietly. Though I was surprised, I wasn't afraid of the dragon. I felt as if I knew the gold-colored dragon. It was like I found an old friend I very vaguely remembered. "You have an interesting auma," the gold colored dragon said, "This type of auma looks vaguely familiar." I asked,"What is your name? Do I know you? What is auma? I think that I used to know the definition, but I forgot." "My name is Taiyou," replied the Golden dragon,"I do not think I know you, but your auma looks familiar. Auma is a dragons fire, and is located inside a dragon. Hummans don't have auma, only dragons. But the strange thing is, you have an incredibly strong auma inside you, stronger auma than the most powerful dragons alive. I see great potential in you." I looked at the dragon with a confused look on my face. "How can you see my auma if it's inside me?" I questioned.

"Stand up straight," Taiyou said."once you've done that, go and look at the bed of leaves you were just lying down on." I stood up, careful not to rustle up the leaves, then came to meet Taiyou's gaze. Once I found that I could trust the owner of those eyes, I looked down at the bed of leaves. I wasn't surprised to find that the leaves were green with some red leaves on the fringe, but then the red leaves started to change color! They went from red, to scarlet, to orange, to yellow orange, to yellow! "Your auma changes," explained Taiyou,"It looks like you have two types of auma rolled into one! though I don't know what the green-red auma and the green-yellow auma do." "Auma can acomplish tasks?" I asked. "Certainly," Taiyou said," A dragons auma comes out as fire once they learn how to breath it. Dragons have an unlimited supply of auma, but they never die of old age. They can die from other causes, just not old age." "Once a dragon dies, where does its auma go?" I asked. "The auma can be absorbed by another dragon, if this is done, the dragon must be too weak to fight back. If the dragon is already dead, a dragon can't absorb the auma because the auma has already been absorbed by the dream realm." I asked Taiyou what the dream realm was. Taiyou said,"Look around you, This is the dream realm. The dream realm is almost like your world, it has a core of auma and a shell of imaginations. Whatever you dream about, it's here. In the dream realm. If the auma in the center didn't exist, then nobady would be able to have dreams. Only nightmares. As for me, I guard this place. I make sure that the dram realms auma always stays lit." I looked all around me once taiyou was done speaking. I couldn't belive that all that I was seeing was from another world that I can acess only though my sleep! Taiyou continued,"Of course there is one more possibility that can happen with a dead dragons auma. The auma may still be absorbed by the dream realm, but if the dream realm already has enough auma, the auma can get reincarnated into a being with the same auma." " So how do you think I got the auma inside of me?" Midori asked. " I can not tell you yet." Taiyou replied," You have been sleeing for a long time. It is time for you to wake up. I will give you a departing gift first." Taiyou closed it's eyes, and breathed a coloum of fire on my head. The fire surrounded me, and yet I didn't feel any heat or pain. Once Taiyou was done, he said,"To use your gift, just picture your self as a dragon. If you're wondering what you should look like, do not worry, it will come to you in a dream. Once you learn how to use it fluently, I will visit you again." Once the dragons speach was done, Midori saw the world in from of her eyes slowly vanish into darkness. As if a black fog had suddenly blocked her vision.

^-*-^

Back in the nightmare dimension:

"What happened to them?", asked Darket, who was looking at the remains of the weak. Wondering if Moka had dtaken a part in this scene. "They were too weak to survive the black hole." Moka replied. "Don't look at me like that, I didn't do anything! I swear on my coal black heart!" Though Moka's heart was black, Darket thought, her heart has some warm spots! "Anyway," Moka started, breaking the silence,"I still have my lab with me," Moka said, holding out a baseball-sized capsule. My assistant is in there, sleeping inside a anti-aging chamber. Indigo won't get squished.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Ninja3o3's, Barfie's, Bossie's, and P.O.A.D.W.'s Version of "Don't Trust Me"

Here it is! It's finally here! Plus it's bigger, and better than the world famous "Mud Ice Cream"! It's, Ninja3o3's and co. Version of "Don't Trust Me"! Hope you like it!

"Waiting, in a corner in the back,
Waiting to pounce on you when it's ready for a snack,
and it's watching, with it's bright yellow eyes.
Don't you turn around or you will get a surprise.
s-skulls and cross bones. marked on your plate.
once you go and taste it it's already too late.
b-b-b-blotches. covering ur face.
look into the mirror you will crack it-you'll hallucinate"

"School lunch will watch you ooo-ooo,
school lunch will stalk you ooo-ooo,
school lunch will eat you ooo up, eat u up up up.
Don't trust school lunch.
Never trust school lunch.
Don't trust school lunch.
NEVER trust it. "

"Grunting in the bathroom stall.
feeling sick to the stomach 'cuz u dared to eat it all
diarrhea, coming out in sludge.
Try to flush it down, and it will never even budge
Th-Th-The smell.
It can clear a whole room.
Sneaking up behind you take a whiff you'll meet ur doom.
A-All the teacher's. start to run away.
air fresheners try to keep the smell at bay."

"School lunch will watch you ooo-ooo,
school lunch will stalk you ooo-ooo,
school lunch will eat you ooo up, eat u up up up.
Don't trust school lunch.
Never trust school lunch.
Don't trust school lunch.
NEVER trust it. "

Friday, September 11, 2009

Science Saturdays at Yale

Check this out...

Time: 10:30 am - Noon on Saturday
Location: Davies Auditorium, 15 Prospect Street, Yale
University Director: Prof. Ainissa G. Ramirez

Upcoming Lectures
http://www.eng.yale.edu/sciencesat/calendar.html

October 3rd, 2009 Fantastic Fossils
Derek Briggs, Paleontologist,
Director of the Yale Peabody Museum of Natural History

October 10th, 2009 What Makes Your Gameboy Work: How Electronics are Evolving
Eugenio Culurciello, Electrical Engineer, Yale University

October 17th, 2009 Talking to Robots: What Social Robots teach us about Human Children
Brian Scassellati, Computer Scientist, Yale University

Where Discoveries Begin Be More PBS Science Programming On Air and Online

Yale University Yale Engineering

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ninja3o3's Mud Ice Cream!

Two days ago my friend and I made up this disgusting looking, but sweet tasting......drum roll please.............I present to you.............this about-to-become-world-famous....oh, I can't take this suspense any longer. I'll just tell you. I give you the recipe for Mud Ice Cream!!!

Items you need:
Gallon Bag x2
Empty, large container x1
Freezer x1


Ingredients:

Quart of Cream or Half and Half x1
1 tablespoon of vanilla
1 cup + 2 tablespoons sugar
Oreo's x10
Brownie Square x5
Alot of ice
Rock salt


How To Create This Mysterious "Mud Ice Cream" From These Items and Ingredients:
  1. Take a one gallon bag and pour the quart of cream or half and half into the bag. then, take the sugar and the vanilla and pour that in to the same bag as the half and half or cream.
  2. Next, take the brownies and oreo's and break them into small parts. once that is done, put the brownies and oreo's in the same bag with the sugar, cream, and vanilla.
  3. Seal the bag with the sugar, vanilla, cream, oreo's, and the brownies inside it.
  4. Take the other one gallon bag and put the bag filled with ingredients inside it. Then, fill the outside bag with enough ice to cover the whole inside bag. Once you have done that, you put in four handfulls of rock salt!
  5. Seal the outer bag and start shaking the bag! shake the bag for 30 min.
  6. After 30 min, check the inner bag. If you have frozen, brown stuff in your bag, you have succeeded in making Mud Ice Cream! If you don't have frozen brown stuff in your bag, don't worry! Just continue to step 7.
  7. If you have failed in making ice cream, just put the brown liquid in your empty container and put the container in the freezer. If you have succeeded in making Mud Ice Cream, you have two choices. You can put the ice cream in the container then put the container in the freezer, or you can eat the ice cream right there on the spot.
-Ninja 3o3